Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Things I learned while on a School Field Trip to Mt Olympus.

- I no longer Tan. I burn. I use to tan when I was younger. I mean hardly ever burned. Now I burn. We has spray on sunblock and I used it all on Son#1 through out the day.  Better he not burn than me.

- All new pop rock songs for some reason have a repeating phrase such as "Just come on and come on " or "na na na " whatever. I mean every single song is like the artist has a stutter. I also could tell which were the popular songs as all the 5th graders new the words course fifth grade girls singing Rihanas S&M radio edit is a bit disturbing.

- It is legal to sell a single bottle of beer for 7 dollars in Wisconsin WTF

- Did I mention I sunburn now.

- That Mt Olympus truly does mean No Carry Ins. They searched every kids bag and pulled any food or beverage items from their bags. I mean they pulled it all. Full lunches to sodas to juice boxes.  We did have a lunch ticket as part of the field trip that entitled us to a hot dog and bun with a small cup of soda and some potato chips. Heat Index of a hundred and they were pulling kid's beverages.

- Apparently Lazy river means run with the tube through the Lazy river over and over again as fast as you can. Or form a Lazy river blockade with two tubes so no one can pass. LAZY RIVER means to just float and possibly fall as sleep.

- Green screen Photos as well as videos are the norm now in every place in The Dells.

- Did I mention I sun burn now instead of tan.